You know all of those awkward sex ed classes that we all had to take back in the day? Well, obviously they missed a lot of key information that would’ve been nice to know, but they didn’t even begin to touch on the wonders of a man's penis or how much we would grow to appreciate them one day…
- One of every 400 men are actually flexible enough to suck their own dicks. Super cool trick bro. Like actually though.
- They’re bringing sexy back… Ejaculation is a trigger of the spinal cord and not so much about the brain. So don’t tease his mind; tease his spinal cord? I mean, alright…
- They look absolutely nothing like the drawings that people do of them like everywhere. You know, the banana and two oranges kind of shape that they’re just really not at all.
- You can toss the theory about shoe size out completely… Apparently it has nothing to do with penis size. Neither does hand size. Or the length from your elbow to your palm. Or anything else you’ve probably heard.
- You better keep those bad boys in use… If they go unused for too long, they can actually shrink by up to two centimeters. #gasp
- Does your chain hang low, does it wobble to and fro… Well the balls do. And one hangs lower than the other so they don’t wobble right into each other.
- They’re actually more fragile than they look… You can’t actually break them, but you sure as hell can fracture it. Sure, they shrink then grow and are bendy and all of that fun stuff, but as it turns out, they aren’t super durable.
- The largest penis ever on record is over 13.5 inches long. Ummm… ouch.
- Apparently, when you MRI a penis it shows that half of its length is actually still inside the man’s body. So really it’s twice as long as it appears to be.
- A teaspoon of cum has seven calories, just in case you wanted to track those too…
- During that missionary position that we all know and love, no matter what size or shape his dick is, you can guarantee it’s shaped like a boomerang when you’re going at it in this position.
- Cum has an interesting taste… Not that it’s necessarily good. Not that it’s necessarily bad. It’s just really an entirely new category of flavors all together.
- Don’t get disappointed too quickly if it doesn’t look like he has much down there… About 80% of men are growers not showers, according to a Men’s Health survey.
- Fortunately for women, the average female orgasm last 23 seconds, whereas the average male orgasm only lasts about 6.
- The Germans have the largest percentage of men that get penis enlargement procedures.
- The skin of a penis is incredible soft. Like a baby’s butt soft. Like I just want to pet it all night because it’s so soft kind of soft.
- Every 24 hours a man has, on average, 11 boners. It’s not their fault they’re attention whores…
- And he ejaculates over 7,000 times in his lifetime, but only about 2,000 of those are from masturbation.
- They completely have a mind of their own… They can wiggle, shrink, grow, and twitch all by themselves with no instruction from the human that they’re attached to.
- Sometimes it’ll just start leaking, and sometimes the cum will shoot out like a Mentos in a soda bottle. It really just all depends.
- They’re all different colors of the rainbow… And sometimes they’re a totally different color than their human.
- They can move like a helicopter… Which I’ve heard is one of the funniest things ever, but still have yet to experience.
- So there this thing that doctors can do with the foreskin of infants… They can actually make skin grafts out of the foreskin of circumcised infants…
- One infant can produce up to 23,000 square meters of foreskin, which is enough to cover every major league infield with baby human foreskin. I bet you really wanted that image stuck in your head for the rest of the day, huh?
25. They are fantastically wonderful things that… regardless of race, gender, age, sexual orientation, and so forth… we all have to love and respect and we know it.
original:-http://www.puckermob.com/relationships/25-things-that-no-one-told-us-about-the-penis
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